tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-110112832011-04-21T13:26:20.530-07:00Richard Hargreaveshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08134273733143020902noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11011283.post-1109099852809735702005-02-22T11:11:00.000-08:002005-02-22T11:25:22.140-08:00A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11011283-110909985280973570?l=i-started-a-joke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Richard Hargreaveshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08134273733143020902noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11011283.post-1109099356218359922005-02-22T11:06:00.000-08:002005-02-22T11:09:16.220-08:00A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.” The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11011283-110909935621835992?l=i-started-a-joke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Richard Hargreaveshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08134273733143020902noreply@blogger.com0